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Phillip Cunio's Commentary:
Pooping on France
3-19-2003 This commentary
is devoted entirely to telling jokes at the expense of France and Frenchmen.
It's kinda short, but I'm sure they'll soon go and do something new that's both wonderfully French and wonderfully dumb. SO here we go with my favorite French jokes. --How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? -We wouldn't know. They've never tried. --In 1966, when De Gaulle kicked NATO out of France, he called then-President Johnson on the telephone and told him that he wanted all US soldiers removed from French soil. Johnson replied: "Does that include those buried in it?" --The French love to proselytize. Why else do you think most of Europe, which was once all about colonization and beating up on Third World countries, is so lame now? Too many years of close association with France in the EU. And lastly, my favorite: --Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees? -Because the Germans like to march in the shade. |