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Exclusive D'Man Interview!
3-16-2003 Today, The
Snod brings you an exclusive interview with amateur rapper extraordinaire,
D'Man! And you'll find it only on The Snod!
The Snod: Good afternoon, D'Man. How long have you been involved in rap? D'Man: I started listening to rap years ago, wrote some rhymes, and now I'm burnin' mics. TS: And where o where can we hear you burnin' mics? DM: I've got a page on www.IBSilly.com with audio of my rappin'. I add new audio as soon as I get it recorded! TS: You've got a pretty cool name, has anyone else ever commented on it? DM: Well, in K-5 the teacher would ask, "who's the man?" And I'd say, "I'm D'Man!" That was funny. TS: Are you still in K-5, or did you drop out of school? DM: No way yo, I've done graduated. TS: Do you have dreams of becoming a super bling bling rap star? DM: Like whoa!! As soon as I get an album out and start doin' some shows, a major record label should sign me and then... you guessed it...bling bling time! TS: I hate to burst your bubble, but lots of guys try to make it big rappin'. What's gonna set you apart from all the guys who fail? DM: Hmmmm... that's a good question. My cool name? TS: Hopefully, but do you have a plan B? DM: To get a job as a clown at birthday parties. TS: Do you know how to make animals and stuff out of balloons? DM: Ummm... no. TS: Then you might wanna learn... DM: Whoa yo! Why you gotta dis me like that man? TS: All I'm sayin' is that it's good to have a plan B. DM: Okay, okay, but you don't gotta dis my dope verse yo. TS: All I'm dissin' is your lack of thinkin' ahead... Please pardon The Snod's interviewer,
folks. He sorta dug himself into a hole, and that's why we had to
trail off the interview. But don't worry, we'll get a new interviewer
and be sure to bring you the latest news on everyone's favorite new rapper:
D'Man!!!
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