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War with Iraq?
1-30-2003 Will we go to war with Iraq? I don't know, and I'm not gonna write about that now. Psych. Quick question: what does one write about when one doesn't have anything to write about? Wait... there's a random chair outside me office door. I'm not sure who put it there and/or why it's there, but it's definitely there. One guy said it might be for people to sit and wait in. I doubt it. Perhaps I should adopt the chair - take it in, treat it like one of my own. It might be hard, but like they say, "if something doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger." So what should I name this adopted chair? I think I'll name it Pat, since I'm not really sure what gender it would be. Waaaaaiiiiiiit just a minute, I don't want to get into chair gender. That's just off the chain. (And if you don't know what "off the chain" means, you missed out on a great part of the late '90's. [I'm sure the definition of 'otc' {as I affectionately refer to it as} is online.]) Whoa, those were some pretty deep parentheseses. The Snod Word of the Day: parentheseses - the plural of 'parentheses' You know, the chair would probably rebel and run away. Hopefully, it would somehow, someway run away back to where it originally came from. One can only hope; I've seen a lonely chair sitting for days on the side of the road. It's not there anymore. Aliens must have abducted it. |