The Snod

Super-Special Collectible Antique February 18, 2003 Issue!!

Crime Report

 2-18-2003  
The Snod has a crime to report - an exclusive report you won't get from any other news source!  Some stink bombs were thrown through the window at the end of the hall here at the dorm I live in.  Here's an exclusive interview with a witness who heard the crime:

"It was about midnight, and all of a sudden we heard a bunch of shattered glass hit the hall floor.  So we all stuck our heads out of our doors and saw a pretty big hole in the window at the end of the hall.  I'm surprised they [the stink bombs] made that big of a hole."

As far as we know, the culprits may have been residents of another dorm... or aliens... or who knows who it could've been.
... and so the The Snod reports.

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