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Super-Special Collectible Antique February 14, 2003 Issue!!

Valentine

 2-14-2003  
Ya know, 'Valentine' would be a neat name to have.  It'd be a pretty cool last name, but it'd be a cool first name, too.  On the other hand, all that history about St. Valentine being a martyr doesn't really make the name sound so hot.  I guess you could just go with 'Val' for short.  But then people might think you're named 'Valerie', and that wouldn't be so great for guys named 'Valentine' who went by 'Val'.  Or Valentine could simply go by her/his initials, like 'V.M.', 'V.T.', etc.  Valentine could just be called 'V', but that might sound a little weird.  It'd be really cool on Valentine's Day, though.  Valentine could literally be someone's 'Valentine'.

Variations on the name 'Valentine': Valentino, Valentonio, Eddie Valens, V-Dog, Visa

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