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Your Other
Mother's Brother
2-13-2003 Have you ever met your other mother's brother? He's a pretty neat guy. I only met him once, though. It was in a store at a mall in the big city. The store was one of those kind that sells kimonos and silk robes direct from Hong Kong. Your other mother's brother was there tryin' on different silk robes, seeing which one looked best on him. It was a shame he couldn't afford one, too, 'cause he was gonna wear it to class. Imagine your other mother's brother, a hot mug of coffee in one hand, and his silk robe direct from Hong Kong... that would be one off the chain sight to see at an 8 a.m. class. He was gonna do it too, if only he had enough money for that silk robe direct from Hong Kong. Oh yeah, your other mother's brother is still in college in case you hadn't gathered that. He simply transfers schools every few years, livin' the high life of a college student. And he's one of those people who you can't really tell their age just by lookin' at 'em. I'd say he's late twenties. Anyway, so the moral of the story is that your other mother's brother was about to get a silk robe direct from Hong Kong, but he couldn't afford it, unfortunately. So he had to carry his hot mug of coffee to class in his usual bling bling platinum-cloth robe instead. |