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Could Be Doing
Laundry
2-10-2003 I could be starting my laundry right now, dear readers, but I should be loyal to you first. Besides, laundry schmaundry; who needs clean clothes anyway? Wait, I see a hand raised in the back of the room. You know what that means, dear readers, it's time for the first-ever Snod interview!! TheSnod: "Yes little Johnny?" Little Johnny: "I like my clothes to be clean." TS: "Why is that little Johnny?" LJ: "'Cause my girlfriend don't like me stankin'." TS: "Ummm... newsflash little Johnny, you're in elementary school. Don't you think you're a bit young to be dating?" LJ: "Nope." TS: "I hate to burst your bubble yo, but do you know how slim the chances are of you marrying the young gal you're dating?" LJ: "Marriage, who said anything about marriage? I just date for fun." TS: "But how do you go anywhere with her? Don't your parents have to drive you around?" LJ: "It's called 'Recess Dating'." TS: "OoOoO this is a new one. What's exactly is 'Recess Dating'?" LJ: "Since we elementary school kids can't drive, we have to settle for dates at recess. It's not too bad." TS: "How does an elementary-schooler date? You just hang out with a girl and call her your girlfriend?" LJ: "And make mudpies." TS: "Tasty mudpies?" LJ: "Here, try one." TS: "Why thank you. MMMMmmmmm... Hey, this isn't too bad! ...*gasp*... ...*choke*... ...*gag*" LJ: "NOOoooo!!! You weren't really supposed to eat that!!! Crazy Snod reporter!! There goes that interview." |