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I Ran Over Muffins
2-9-2003 As I parked my car a couple of hours ago, I drove over
a ziploc bag with muffins in it. I don't know about you, but that's
not something I do everyday. I stood there, looking down at the bag
of muffins, and thought, "This can be the subject of my Snod article today!!!"
Yes, it was truly one of those classic moments of inspiration.I then proceeded to pick up the bag, open it, and taste a smushed muffin to discover its smushed flavor. At first I thought they were banana muffins, then apple, and then cinnamon. But none of those flavors seemed quite right. Then I had another classic moment of inspiration and realized that the muffins were the new roadkill flavor! Just kidding. I never tasted them. They're probably still out there, and I'll probably run back over them when I drive my car out of that parking spot. Roadkill-flavored muffins... Yum Yummy Yum Yum :-) |