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Self-Opening
Microwave Popcorn
2-1-2003 I have discovered self-opening bags of microwave popcorn. They’re bags called Orville Redenbacher’s Smart Pop! You know why they’re self-opening? Because when they’re stuck in the microwave a hole gets burnt in the bag. Now isn’t that convenient – the bag opens itself for you. It’s just too bad that it opens itself while it’s popping, which means that kernels pop out of the bag. My friend Steven said that I could complain to the company that makes the popcorn. Fortunately, I just finished off the last bag I had bought of the stuff. Maybe just the bags I got were faulty. Or maybe not. Anyway, I don’t wanna find out, so I don’t plan on buying anymore. The Snod word of the day: flopcorn: popcorn that – for some reason - doesn’t work right What a way to start The Snod off in February,
the love month!!
oo la la
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