2-20-2005

The Snod received word that there was a broken link on the website, "The Snod Raps" link on the homepage. Whenever someone clicked on it, it took them to a mysterious website called "Not Found". It's really supposed to take people to a website that has the great rap music of D'Man, amateur rapper extraordinaire.

As soon as The Snod realized that the link was broken, it ordered a full investigation. All 137 people on The Snod staff underwent interrogation. A lot of people were fired. A lot of people quit. A lot of people asked for a second helping of interrogation.

At first we thought little green men broke the link, because we've seen some of those around town. But now we realize that top secret agents from big record companies probably broke the link. They wanted to shut D'Man down. If he becomes any more popular, he'll probably become #1 on the rap music charts, #2 on the country music charts, #3 on the Latin music charts, #4 on the rock music charts, and #20 on the polka music charts. And since D'Man hasn't signed with any big record companies, that means those companies would lose money, and they simply can't have that. So it looks like The Man tried to shut down D'Man.

But that ain't gonna happen. Because we here at The Snod stick it to The Man - WE FIXED THE LINK! So take that The Man!!