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Phillip Cunio's Commentary:
Lifestyles
1-17-2004 There are
healthy lifestyles and there are fun lifestyles. I personally have
always been a proponent of the latter, which is why my friends always told
me I'd end up being fat. It turns out they were right, by the way.
You see, being happy-go-lucky and eatey-go-lucky can cause you to end up with a condition known as tombinthep, despite it being so much fun along the way there. Tombinthep, of course, is just short for TOo Much Booty IN THE Pants, which can unfortunately lead to too much booty out of the pants, unless you buy new clothes. But don't let the hassles of shopping stop you from enjoying Little Debbies and other non-tofu foods. I sure didn't. |